Wednesday 25 June 2014

can I have my money back? (or funny I fort)



imagine lying in a hospital bed
and they've amputated the wrong leg
trouble is you're Mr. Smith
trouble is he's Mr. Jones
the man with the right leg called Mr. Smith
is next to Mr. Jones
I've got nothing against your right leg Mr. Smith
trouble is neither have you
unless you count Mr. Jones
trouble is there's been an administrative error
left right, right left
bottle glass, glass bottle
just then a butterfly fluttered by.

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Wednesday 18 June 2014

On being there first?



You are on a ship – it sinks – you are washed up on an uninhabited island – others from the ship are then washed up. Do you prevent them from coming ashore because you were there first? Alone and destined to stay that way because you ‘bagged’ the island first? What about the animals that were there before you? What if an ancient tribe had lived there and they’d just gone on their holidays? Does it really make sense to isolate yourself? What if you are ill? What if you need help with being a hunter/gatherer?

“No man is an island”

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Monday 16 June 2014

Doodling



















Doodling is like noodling with paper and pen
Doodling is canoodling cartoons with Zen

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Thursday 12 June 2014

Fuck nose



I have for all of my life often been too stubborn for my own good. Some of us need to learn that cutting off one's nose* to spite one's face is rarely a good idea!


*other bodily protuberances are available.

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